Courtney Love in translation
courtney love's quotes, tweets and rants explained.
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My medications are all legally prescribed by prominent physicians. But back in the day, if I wanted to score coke, I’d find someone else to do the deed, and pay him a bitch tax as a reward.Courtney Love Translation: “I am only addicted to drugs approved by the FDA. I get my pills from well known cash and carry doctors that will write prescriptions for just about anything if you have a lot of money. This means I am totally sober and healthy now.” click: Courtney Love is ID’d as “Patient C.L.,”
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Courtney Love Translation: “I seriously do not understand social norms, and the cause and effect of a relationship. I wish you missed me but I know why you don’t. Hope you don’t sue my ass or anything.”
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I’m not mad at her, (Daughter, Frances) him (Dave Grohl) i am about to shoot dead.Courtney Love Translation: “I’m not mad at my daughter because I started this rumor and I’m totally lying. I am thinking about shooting another member of Nirvana dead. It’s been a while.”
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Courtney Love Translation: “They might be getting closer to re-opening his case. F*CK! Why-O-why do I have such bad karma?”
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I hate to sound cold but any kid of mine who pulls this shit has lost her position and friends. In NYC they will pretend to like her, but I’ll go teach at Bard before she gets in.Courtney Love Translation: “I will make Frances’s life hell by telling lies about her to her friends and the public.”
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“I don’t need plastic in my body to validate me as a woman.” - Courtney Love Translation: “Who needs plastic when there is silicone, botox? Liposuction, lip implants, hair extensions, designer labels and male attention validate me as a woman much more then stupid plastic! Duh”
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Courtney Love Translation: “I retweet people who compliment me even if they need glasses. I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world which revolves around me.”
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She was deceptive, she lied, and she’s lying to herself.
Courtney Love (after Frances was granted a restraining order)
Translation: “My daughter was honest, brutally honest, and I don’t want people to side with her.”
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Dave’s a piece of s—, but he’s a really good drummer,. You can quote me on that.Courtney Love Translation: “I am really f*cking obsessed with Dave Grohl.”
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It was my fault [that Frances couldn’t read until age seven] I never read to her.Courtney Love Translation: “Hey everybody! I was a really shi**y mom!”
